Single Living Magazine

Classic Break-up Lines

Thea Newcomb

It's never easy to say "it's over", but some ways and words are certainly better than others. Here are some actual break-up lines submitted to soyouvebeendumped.com:

1) Actually, I think I see you more as a friend than anything else.

2) Anyone else you'd like to be having a relationship with at the moment?

3) Can't we get divorced and still be together? It's just a piece of paper....

4) Don't get me wrong, I really love your boobs, but I thought they were real...now that I know they're fake I can't be with someone that shallow.

5) Even though we've been together for two years, you're Jewish and I'm Catholic, what would the pope say?

6) I am breaking up with you now before you get too attached to me...so I am doing you a sort of favour, aren't I?

7) I can't go out with someone who doesn't see GAA (Gaelic football) as a way of life.

8) I don't find your farting funny anymore.

9) I function better as a single person.

10) I have A.D.D. and just can't stay interested in things for very long.

Submit a line you have given or received to lines@soyouvebeendumped.com.

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